edgebug:

tricksterer:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

you are satan

(Source: catchersintherye)

annoyingbloqqer:

gay marriage isnt legal but these are

image

8bit-anarchy:

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

(Source: paarasytes)


(Source: somewhereinbrooklyn-)

…I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed.
(via rawkiss)

(Source: camoxytocin)


patchworkbreath:

cheers-to-the-fitblrs:

bowiezowie:

My life

Her little crab hands

I love her

(Source: annakendrickvevo)